My kids have been invited to 3 birthday parties this weekend.
Friday, Saturday and Sunday I will be at kid’s parties.
Two of the three are going to be dry.
If you don’t hear from me, I’m probably buried in the ball pit.
I can’t stand washing dishes. All those nasty messy plates.
If there was a chore I could ignore, dirty dishes would meet their fate!
When my kids are old enough, this task I’ll delegate.
And to be nice for one whole day, I will eat off paper plates.