The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

Questions? drop me a line: cynicalcrayon@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @cynicalcrayon
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The Carlton dance is the perfect way to start the day!
Have a fantastic Friday everyone!

The Carlton dance is the perfect way to start the day!

Have a fantastic Friday everyone!

Time for your check up! 

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Took the kids to the movies. The last time we went we saw Frozen, Elsa and Anna  were a huge success. So I thought let’s try the Muppets most wanted. The movie looks cute and they like Kermit and Miss Piggy, what could go wrong?
Well nothing, except for the fact that my kids were scared of Evil Kermit. 
I was curious, do any of you have kids that get scared of weird things or is it just my kids?

Took the kids to the movies. The last time we went we saw Frozen, Elsa and Anna  were a huge success. So I thought let’s try the Muppets most wanted. The movie looks cute and they like Kermit and Miss Piggy, what could go wrong?

Well nothing, except for the fact that my kids were scared of Evil Kermit. 

I was curious, do any of you have kids that get scared of weird things or is it just my kids?

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Bicycle time! Very soon the training wheels are coming off….

This video is reminder that no matter how crappy things may seem, they have the potential of being much worse. The next time I have a bad day I’ll think of Indiana University freshman Julian Batts on Wheel of Fortune. 

This poor guy mispronounced a word and it cost him one million dollars, then things went downhill from there. In the end he won the game with $11,700 but knowing that his finishing total could have been that much higher, must really hurt. 

Would you apply for a job that has these requirements:

• Standing up almost all the time

• Constantly exerting yourself

• Working from 135 to unlimited hours per week

• Degrees in medicine, finance and culinary arts necessary

• No vacations

• The work load goes up on Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s and other holidays

• No time to sleep

• Salary = $0

Probably not, but many people already have the job. Watch this until the end to find out the other name for the Director of Operations. I promise it’s worth it!

The flip-flops are out. Summer is coming!

Never mind, it just started raining.

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No Mom, breakfast is all wrong.

Those are for my brother. His favourite colour is Green and he likes frozen Blueberries.

I’m the one that loves Bananas and cream cheese on my toast.
Your head is all mixed up, I think you need to get more sleep.

My  five year old daughter to me at breakfast time.  

Well snap! She told me.

My daughter’s new toy.

"Look Mom she has brown skin like me" - My five year old daughter when she opened up her new Barbie doll. 

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