The cynical crayon
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I heard this song at the mall yesterday. The cashier was singing along and proclaimed her love for this song. She then wondered out loud what band is this? Are they new or something? I mean wow! These guys are going places!SMH
*Faceplant* I wondered if she realized that
A) This song came out about 20 years ago
B) This is a remix and not quite what the original version sounded like.
C) The Spin Doctors didn’t exactly go on to do much after this single.
I didn’t have the heart to tell her. I simply smiled and told her that Little miss can’t be wrong is a pretty good track too.
Thanks so much whoever made this! I love the candy background :0)
Oh how I love my housecoat, she keeps me warm and cozy.
I can wear her while making breakfast or playing ring-around-the-rosy.
She’s been washed a couple of dozen times and seems to be a toughie.
In-spite of my kids barf and poop, she’s surprisingly still fluffy.
We have used her as a cave,fort, towel and a hanky. She helps to calm my kids down when they get a little cranky.
I’ll always wear my housecoat even in the warmer weather.
Because its the softest place where we can all be together.
This is pure genius! Parents and non-parents alike will find this hilarious.
I wonder if they take submissions? I would love to see some of my conversations re-enacted.
I always wanted one these.Maybe its the catchy song or my penchant for gimmicky as seen on TV stuff. There was something about it, that made it seem fun. I remember that they used to make one shaped like a man’s head and it would grow this little green Afro.
I think they had a Garfield and Bart Simpson Chia pet too.
Maybe my kids would enjoy this little horticultural experiment.
Has anyone owned one of these things? Do they even make them any more? Please let me know. Maybe they only have them in the USA. I haven’t seen these things in Canada in a while.
My daughter: Mommy I like my new shoes! They are so sparkly.
Me: I thought you’d like them. Pink and Brown look nice together.
My daughter: Like you and daddy ?
Me: Yeah, something like that.
My daughter loves to sing and dance. Ever since she was a baby I would sing to her and we would dance around the house. When she was younger we would listen to lots of kids songs.
After awhile I got fed up with all the crappy music and started playing songs that I like. I love the Beatles and I decided to teach her the words to Yesterday. We started off slowly and then she just took to it. This MP3 is my daughter singing one of our favourite songs.
I am so proud of her and when I listen to this it always makes me smile. My son likes music too and I can’t wait to see what songs he will sing.
I love watching the clouds.There is something so relaxing about laying in the grass and starring up at the sky. I’ve enjoyed doing this ever since I was little.
Fun fact: Nephelococcygia is defined as the act of seeking and finding shapes in clouds. Thank god for the Greeks, they have a word for everything.
My daughter says this looks like an Elephant. My son swears this is a Cow.
I thought it looked like a dragon. I’m curious, what do you guys see?
