The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

Questions? drop me a line: cynicalcrayon@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @cynicalcrayon

I hope this works. My daughter sucks her thumb and is starting to bite her nails. Perhaps my $13 investment can save me from paying for years of costly having thousands of dollars in orthodontics. via Instagram http://ift.tt/1wWJnCT

They say that when life gives you Lemons, you should make Lemonade. So what are you supposed to do when life gives you a bowling pin?

Water fight! #summertime #Summer #watergun #pool #kids #fun #Aquazooka #SAHM via Instagram http://ift.tt/1mxx8Hl

This applies to Dads as well. 

This applies to Dads as well. 

Behold castle Grumbeo #lego #Toys #kids #family #familytime #SAHM via Instagram http://ift.tt/UkvMsn

My son has hit a major milestone! He has finally moved up a level in swimming. Bye-bye White, hello Yellow. 

Full disclosure: I never thought this day would come. For the longest time he had no interest in learning to swim.

When we got the report card, I couldn’t believe my eyes. My son has learned to swim without the aid of a flotation device. 

 

My cat Teagan looking less than impressed.

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Woo-Hoo it’s Friday! 

Woo-Hoo it’s Friday! 

My daughter was trying to make a heart . But to me it looks like a Mickey Mouse head.

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