The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

Questions? drop me a line: cynicalcrayon@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @cynicalcrayon
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No Mom, breakfast is all wrong.

Those are for my brother. His favourite colour is Green and he likes frozen Blueberries.

I’m the one that loves Bananas and cream cheese on my toast.
Your head is all mixed up, I think you need to get more sleep.

My  five year old daughter to me at breakfast time.  

Well snap! She told me.

My daughter’s new toy.

"Look Mom she has brown skin like me" - My five year old daughter when she opened up her new Barbie doll. 

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Good-bye Afro…

You were so cute and fluffy; But Mamma is fed up of the crying and fussing. It’s hair cut time!

There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t even jump puddles for you. - ANON.

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Spring ride! 

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GPOY: When my kids are fighting about something trivial. 

GPOY: When my kids are fighting about something trivial. 

This is how the cool kids wear their shoes. On the wrong foot and lace free.

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My exact sentiments after 30 minutes on the Elliptical machine. 

My exact sentiments after 30 minutes on the Elliptical machine. 

My husband and I had a date night. We went to the movies and saw this guy dancing around. Naturally I had to take a picture so lazydad could see it.

Fro-yo anyone?

Mama, are Pigtails called Pigtails because Pigs used to have two tails?

My five year old daughter