The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

Questions? drop me a line: cynicalcrayon@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @cynicalcrayon
Another wet and rainy day….If this keeps up it’s going to be a long week. 

Another wet and rainy day….If this keeps up it’s going to be a long week. 

Sorry we can’t come over to play today. My Mom has to take my brother to the doctor. She’s got a Ziploc bag filled with his poop in the car and she doesn’t want it to heat up!

My five year old daughter yelling across the fence to our new next door neighbours. 

Happy hump day everyone!

May the force be with you…at bedtime.

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RIP Robin Williams.  

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
~ Robin Williams  RIP (1951-2014)

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.

~ Robin Williams  RIP (1951-2014)

Truth!

Truth!

I feel the need…the need for speed.  Cue Highway to the danger zone.

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  • My daughter: Mom can you help me?
  • Me: Sure, what do you need help with?
  • My daughter: I have a splinter.
  • Me: Another one? How do you keep getting splinters.
  • My daughter: I dunno? I'm not sure what to tell you. I guess I hang out on wood a lot and maybe I should play on the grass more.
  • Me: That would probably help
  • My daughter: I'll think about that next time.

According to my five year old daughter, this doll looks just like me.

So if you were wondering what I looked like, there you have it.