The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

Questions? drop me a line: or follow me on Twitter @cynicalcrayon
  • My daughter: Mommy,Mommy,Mommy!!!!!
  • Me: Yes...
  • My daughter: I need your help.
  • Me: OK, I`m cooking dinner now so gimme a minute.
  • My daughter: OK...( 30 seconds later) Can you help me now?
  • Me: Can't you see that I am still cooking? Why can't you give me a minute?
  • My daughter: Well....I`m a kid. I don`t know what a minute is
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