The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

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This is the simple story of a little boy and his Great Big Mamma. 
The little boy describes his Mamma as “the biggest mother in the world”. So big that she takes two seats on the bus. "Her hands are pillows, her arms are bolster." Despite the fact that she is bigger than the other Moms, he loves her and doesn’t care about her size.
One day his mother decides to lose weight to look “prettier”. So he decides to show her how ridiculous it is and goes on a diet too. 
The story is heart-warming and the illustrations are simply endearing. This little story about a great big Mamma will teach children to love and accept people just the way they are. 

This is the simple story of a little boy and his Great Big Mamma. 

The little boy describes his Mamma as “the biggest mother in the world”. So big that she takes two seats on the bus. "Her hands are pillows, her arms are bolster." Despite the fact that she is bigger than the other Moms, he loves her and doesn’t care about her size.

One day his mother decides to lose weight to look “prettier”. So he decides to show her how ridiculous it is and goes on a diet too. 

The story is heart-warming and the illustrations are simply endearing. This little story about a great big Mamma will teach children to love and accept people just the way they are. 

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