The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

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These snacks are pure evil, I bet they were forged by the devil himself.
The intelligent/rational side of me see these and thinks, OK! I can still have chips and they won’t be as fattening. Win-Win!
Then the hormonal/irrational/stressed out/really hungry part of me thinks, Mmmmm chips that are less fattening. Nom nom nom these are great! Now I can eat the whole tube in one sitting.
Damn you Pringles! Damn you for creating this delicious salty treat. They weren’t kidding when they said once you pop you can’t stop.
I have no will power when it comes to these chips. I am weak.
Am I the only person that  lacks the intestinal fortitude to withstand their awesome power?

These snacks are pure evil, I bet they were forged by the devil himself.

The intelligent/rational side of me see these and thinks, OK! I can still have chips and they won’t be as fattening. Win-Win!

Then the hormonal/irrational/stressed out/really hungry part of me thinks, Mmmmm chips that are less fattening. Nom nom nom these are great! Now I can eat the whole tube in one sitting.

Damn you Pringles! Damn you for creating this delicious salty treat. They weren’t kidding when they said once you pop you can’t stop.

I have no will power when it comes to these chips. I am weak.

Am I the only person that  lacks the intestinal fortitude to withstand their awesome power?

  1. electradaddy said: I would eat the entire stack and the cardboard can.
  2. adventureswithevie answered: I’ve eaten whole tubes in one sitting, too. You’re not alone!
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