The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

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This goes out to the jerk sitting next to me at the movies last night.
Stop sending text messages during the movie! Putting your coat over your lap isn’t doing a damn thing. We can all see the glowing light emanating from your crotch. If the message is that urgent leave the theatre and send your texts in the lobby.
Don’t get mad at me when I give you the death glare, or when my husband tells you to put your phone away. You brought it upon yourself! 

When you decide to send a text message in the middle of the movie, or if you constantly check your phone to see what time it is you are extending a giant middle finger to the entire audience. Your actions are selfish and the light from your phone is annoying and distracting. So do us all a favour and stop being such a self important jackass and turn off your phone. Next time I might not be so polite.

This goes out to the jerk sitting next to me at the movies last night.

Stop sending text messages during the movie! Putting your coat over your lap isn’t doing a damn thing. We can all see the glowing light emanating from your crotch. If the message is that urgent leave the theatre and send your texts in the lobby.

Don’t get mad at me when I give you the death glare, or when my husband tells you to put your phone away. You brought it upon yourself! 

evil eye

When you decide to send a text message in the middle of the movie, or if you constantly check your phone to see what time it is you are extending a giant middle finger to the entire audience. Your actions are selfish and the light from your phone is annoying and distracting. So do us all a favour and stop being such a self important jackass and turn off your phone. Next time I might not be so polite.

cell phone smash

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  4. electradaddy said: Why do peeps even see movies if they’re gonna spend the time texting?
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  7. northernmomma said: At this point after the shooting over a text message I’m surprised she did it! I get nervous to mess with it during “firstlook”
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