The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

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I need to get some of this gear from my pool. This morning I woke up to find a floating squirrel. Maybe if I keep this equipment on hand, it will lessen the incidence of rodent drowning? Scooping up these little critters is not exactly my favourite way to start the day.
As for the birds that keep flying into my windows, I’m open to suggestions.  
 

I need to get some of this gear from my pool. This morning I woke up to find a floating squirrel. Maybe if I keep this equipment on hand, it will lessen the incidence of rodent drowning? Scooping up these little critters is not exactly my favourite way to start the day.

As for the birds that keep flying into my windows, I’m open to suggestions.  

 

  1. electradaddy said: Girl, there’s a reason I married a dude. It’s so he can do things like fetch dead rodents out of the pool. I’m not down for doing such things. You are very brave!
  2. courtorderedcake said: Get stickers or windchimes for the windows. =) Worked for us!
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