So I`m standing in line at the grocery store watching the cashier scan my food. Beep…Beep…Beep…Beep
She goes through the fruits and then starts keying in the veggies.
Then she pauses and stares at the Zucchini curiously. This is what happened next….
My daughter: Does daddy have to go to work today?
Me: Not today it’s a holiday
My daughter: Does he go to work tomorrow?
Me: Yes he does.
My daughter: Do you know why daddy works? Daddy works so that he can pay for the house and then we will have much more money
Me: Yeah, something like that :)
Me losing my cool and telling my 3 year old daughter to “get it together”
My daughter: Mommy, do you remember when I was a baby?
Me: Yes I do, you lived in my tummy.
My daughter: You used to feed me through my umbrella cord
Me: (Laughing) I think you mean umbilical cord
My daughter: Yeah umbrella cord. That’s what I said