Thanks to your educational programming my kids have learned about numbers,letters & colours. One unexpected fringe benefit is Roscoe Orman aka Gordon.
Because of him my children call all bald men Gordon. Regardless of height,weight age or ethnicity. If you are a bald male between the age of 25-100 you will be addressed as Gordon, whether you like it or not.
To the bald man in the parking lot, sorry. I can see how two toddlers smiling,waving and calling you Gordon could be confusing.
Sorry neighbour that lives behind us, yes I know your name is Nick but the kids watch Sesame street so please play along.
Ironically,when my father shaves his head the kids still call him Grandpa. Maybe its because he wears glasses? You would think that a bald black man in his mid sixties with a moustache might throw them off. Either way thank you Sesame Street and Gordon. Going out in public is now way more fun thanks to you!