The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

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Posts tagged "parenting"
This applies to Dads as well. 

This applies to Dads as well. 

My daughter loves to swim, in our backyard pool.

But when we go to swimming lessons, she starts to act the fool!

She is good in the water, but there is room for improvement. 

Because as of now, kicking and screaming have become her trademark movements.

She stomps her feet and pouts, followed by lots of tears.

Meanwhile the other kids probably want to block their ears. 

I’m not ready to give up, despite my reservations. 

Hopefully by next session, the tantrums take a permanent vacation. 

This is not only funny! But in some cases 100% accurate. 

BEDTIME: The perfect time for kids to ask questions, request food, require additional bathroom breaks, and need a new nightlight. 

BEDTIME: The perfect time for kids to ask questions, request food, require additional bathroom breaks, and need a new nightlight. 

"Silence is Golden…unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious"

"Silence is Golden…unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious"

Truth!

Truth!

You know you’re a parent:

When you can use the bathroom, sing a song, help your kid get dressed while changing the toilet paper-roll.

Did I mention that you are still sitting on the throne with your pants around your ankles?

"Mommy why is Daddy drinking maple syrup?" - My five year old daughter to me at supper

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