The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

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GPOY: When my kids are fighting about something trivial. 

GPOY: When my kids are fighting about something trivial. 

Treat a child as though he is already the person he’s capable of becoming. - Haim Ginott 

GPOY: The kids have gone to bed and Mama gets a chance to relax and unwind. Cheers!

GPOY: The kids have gone to bed and Mama gets a chance to relax and unwind. Cheers!

GPOY: When my kids are on the verge of asking me to do something that they know they aren’t allowed to do. 

GPOY: When my kids are on the verge of asking me to do something that they know they aren’t allowed to do. 

GPOY: When my son keeps making lame excuses for why he can’t sleep and keeps sneaking out of his bedroom.

GPOY: When my son keeps making lame excuses for why he can’t sleep and keeps sneaking out of his bedroom.

Feeling sleepy ZzzZzzzZzz. When will this day be over?

I must be pretty tired, this plastic bed is looking pretty inviting. 

II misube pretty tired

I must be pretty tired, because this plastic bed is looking pretty inviting.

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Forgetting it’s a holiday and frantically searching through your child’s stuff to find clothing in the appropriate colour. 

Aww crap, where did I put those green t-shirts?

Oh well Happy St-Patrick’s day everyone

You are a good parent…

You are a good parent…

My friend gave me this Journal a long time ago. Whenever the kids are driving me nuts, I read the title and it gives me a good laugh. It’s filled with funny quotes and its just plain handy. 

I highly recommend this as a great gift for new and more experienced parents.  

Ouch! Charlie bit my finger. Just kidding, I cut myself yesterday but it really hurts. 

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