The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

OK lets not oversell, my friends think that I'm funny; Is that like having your mom say you're pretty?

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Posts tagged "parenting"
This sums up things at my house nicely. 

This sums up things at my house nicely. 

GPOY: What I want to do when people offer me unsolicited advice on how to raise my children 

GPOY: What I want to do when people offer me unsolicited advice on how to raise my children 

I can see my daughter doing this in a few years LOL!

I can see my daughter doing this in a few years LOL!

Truth!

Truth!

I spent the morning at the train museum. The kids were wild and my son had a complete meltdown. All aboard the loser train.

Truth!

Truth!

Truth!

I had never looked at it that way.

Mommy, I don’t like the sound of the garage door opening. When it opens that means you are leaving and that makes me sad.

My 3 1/2 year old son to me after I came back from the grocery store.¬†