The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

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Posts tagged "toaster oven"

I got you as a wedding gift about 10 years ago

You made my toast consistently but age was starting to show

Croissants, bagels, waffles ,toast what ever I could fit
I tried my best to keep you clean but you’re starting to look like shit

The other day the timer went and all the food got burned
When I saw the flames inside of you, I became concerned. 

The very next day I went out to pick up your replacement 
So I packed you up in a box and put you in the basement

My new toaster might not work as well but I got it for next to nothing
At least it won’t set fire to the house, that’s gotta count for something?

Originally posted July 2, 2012

I got you as a wedding gift about 10 years ago
You made my toast consistently but age was starting to show

Croissants, bagels, waffles ,toast what ever I could fit
I tried my best to keep you clean but you’re starting to look like shit

The other day the timer went and all the food got burned
When I saw the flames inside of you, I became concerned.

The very next day I went out to pick up your replacement
So I packed you up in a box and put you in the basement

My new toaster might not work as well but I got it for next to nothing
At least it won’t set fire to the house, that’s gotta count for something

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