The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

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Posts tagged "umbrella"

Criticism,like rain,should be gentle enough to nourish a man’s growth without destroying his roots. ~ Frank A. Clark

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I really liked my umbrella, she always kept me dry. Her transparent plastic dome, helped me to see outside. Wearing glasses on a rainy day can really be a bummer. 

The lenses get wet and then fog up, throughout most of the summer. This Saturday we had a storm and god unleashed his wrath.

 When guests arrived at the house, it was as if they had taken a bath.            Someone needed to go out and get something from their car.

My husband offered my umbrella, since they hadn’t parked that far. The wind was strong and conditions were rough. My poor umbrella had taken enough.

She cracked and bent and sprung a leak. With wind that strong she just couldn’t compete. *Sigh*

Now it’s time to say adieu, in the end I had no choice but to discard you. 


We got caught in the rain coming back from the park…..Most people try to run home asap! I figured what the hell. We are already soaking wet let so lets take some pictures!