The cynical crayon

I'm Cynical,mostly facetious,always bespectacled & hilarious. This where I chronicle the trials and tribulations of life as a stay at home mom.

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Happy anniversary to me! Just recently my husband and I celebrated 10 years of wedded bliss. These rag dolls were made by a close family friend (my children’s Nana) as a wedding gift.

I was trying to think of a way to describe our marriage, but my husband summed up it the best  

10 Years

2 Kids

1 House

2 Cars

3 Cats

1 Bird

7 Trips

Lots of laughs and a few tears. 

To my darling husband, I love you with all my heart and look forward to spending many more decades with you.

 

*Also for anyone who wondered what I looked like, here you go. I’m the one in the White dress. All you need are some glasses and this is pretty much what I look like.  

I got you as a wedding gift about 10 years ago

You made my toast consistently but age was starting to show

Croissants, bagels, waffles ,toast what ever I could fit
I tried my best to keep you clean but you’re starting to look like shit

The other day the timer went and all the food got burned
When I saw the flames inside of you, I became concerned. 

The very next day I went out to pick up your replacement 
So I packed you up in a box and put you in the basement

My new toaster might not work as well but I got it for next to nothing
At least it won’t set fire to the house, that’s gotta count for something?

Originally posted July 2, 2012

I got you as a wedding gift about 10 years ago
You made my toast consistently but age was starting to show

Croissants, bagels, waffles ,toast what ever I could fit
I tried my best to keep you clean but you’re starting to look like shit

The other day the timer went and all the food got burned
When I saw the flames inside of you, I became concerned.

The very next day I went out to pick up your replacement
So I packed you up in a box and put you in the basement

My new toaster might not work as well but I got it for next to nothing
At least it won’t set fire to the house, that’s gotta count for something

toaster oven