The cynical crayon
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Happy anniversary to me! Just recently my husband and I celebrated 10 years of wedded bliss. These rag dolls were made by a close family friend (my children’s Nana) as a wedding gift.
I was trying to think of a way to describe our marriage, but my husband summed up it the best
10 Years
2 Kids
1 House
2 Cars
3 Cats
1 Bird
7 Trips
Lots of laughs and a few tears.
To my darling husband, I love you with all my heart and look forward to spending many more decades with you.
*Also for anyone who wondered what I looked like, here you go. I’m the one in the White dress. All you need are some glasses and this is pretty much what I look like.
I got you as a wedding gift about 10 years ago
You made my toast consistently but age was starting to show
Croissants, bagels, waffles ,toast what ever I could fit
I tried my best to keep you clean but you’re starting to look like shit
The other day the timer went and all the food got burned
When I saw the flames inside of you, I became concerned.
The very next day I went out to pick up your replacement
So I packed you up in a box and put you in the basement
My new toaster might not work as well but I got it for next to nothing
At least it won’t set fire to the house, that’s gotta count for something?
Originally posted July 2, 2012
I got you as a wedding gift about 10 years ago
You made my toast consistently but age was starting to show
Croissants, bagels, waffles ,toast what ever I could fit
I tried my best to keep you clean but you’re starting to look like shit
The other day the timer went and all the food got burned
When I saw the flames inside of you, I became concerned.
The very next day I went out to pick up your replacement
So I packed you up in a box and put you in the basement
My new toaster might not work as well but I got it for next to nothing
At least it won’t set fire to the house, that’s gotta count for something
